Wedding Weekend

Man it's tough going back to work on a cold day after a long weekend. Had a good one though - went to 2 weddings. Congrats are in order for Josh / Renae and Emily / Anders. Saw a lot of family and the booze was free, so good times all around. I was DD so it was red wine for me, can't drink it fast so consequently I don't drink much. Both weddings were action packed, mostly in good ways, but in some less good ways as well. I am reminded of an old joke so I will tell tale through it.

A guy moves to a small town with one bar on the corner. He doesn't know anyone there, so bored one night he stops by the bar looking for something to do. After a few drinks he starts chatting with one of the local townies about what there is to do in town. The townies response was: "Well not much, mostly we head down to river and party."
new guy: "Oh yeah, what kind of parties do you throw?"
townie: "The typical - there's some cabins down there and we do a lot of drinkin."
new guy: "yeah..."
townie: "and then there's usually some fightin."
new guy: "huh, that sound's exicting."
townie: "and then eventually there's some fuckin - wanna come?"
new guy: "Sure - who's all gonna be there?"
townie: "Oh, just you and me."